FIFA's President, The US Leader and this Quest for Peace: A FIFA-Style Approach

'THIS-ISM … THAT-ISM …'

When the Venezuelan opposition leader received the latest Nobel Peace Prize for her "tireless campaigning supporting political freedoms", the American president responded displaying exactly the type of magnanimous behavior you would predict. After consistently managed a campaign of self-promotion to make certain he won it himself, the president immediately took credit for the South American activist's triumph, enumerated his own personally declared and often questionable successes in the domain of global peacemaking and attacked the authority of the committee who made the decision not to present the recognition, monetary award and diploma to him.

While protection considerations indicate it remains to be seen if the latest peace prize winner will emerge from seclusion to receive her accolade personally at the Norwegian event in December, an especially excessively flattering soccer organization chief looks intent on taking her thunder regardless. Yup, the football administrator has decided to award a peace prize of his personal invention in before a global TV audience of hundreds of millions global soccer enthusiasts earlier that week in the American capital.

An individual who has for years preached the significance of preserving political matters out of football, specifically when they are the type of political positions he deems awkward or simply disapproves of, the organization's head used his stage at the America Business Forum in Miami to promote his agenda about the capacity of soccer to unite citizens of every color and belief, notably those who have extra significant financial resources knocking around to acquire variable cost International Football Championship admissions.

"In a growingly uncertain and divided world, it is crucial to recognize the exceptional contribution of people who labor diligently to end conflicts and unite individuals in a spirit of harmony", he parped. "The sport represents unity and representing the whole football community, the Football Unity Honor – Soccer Connects Globally will celebrate the tremendous efforts of those individuals who unite people, offering optimism for future generations."

Yet which individual could he indicate? Although the football official was prudent not to offer any clues about the identity of the inaugural award's fortunate winner, he proceeded to move into an almost certainly separate and sycophantic homage to his current Personal Ally (Or In The Short Term), the US president. His words undoubtedly had the desired effect. Around the world, the most doubtful among us were joined in declaring they recognized exactly who would be receiving the Pretend Peace Prize, with various people even progressing to state entirely baseless assertions that the convicted felon and cheating-at-golf individual under consideration might even have compelled Infantino to create the honor simply to make up for the leader's sense of grievance at missing out on the genuine honor.

As credible a situation as it sounds, The Sports Publication holds a different view, if only because in the past few months the growingly ridiculous Fifa boss has maneuvered himself so far into the president's favor that it's quite possible this new wheeze was actually his own idea.

And even though we can probably assume it remains past the administrator's limited wit to present the ultimate surprise by handing Fifa's first (and potentially concluding) ever PPP to Greta Thunberg, Volodymyr Zelenskyy or that member of Atalanta's coaching staff who intervened between the player and Ivan Juric to stop an unedifying Bigger Cup sideline confrontation, it's possible to wish the English defender and his football associates are invited along to the capital in full kit to conduct a response appropriation of Trump's presentation ceremony.

That particular golden debatable award, or whichever additional comparably tasteful trinket Infantino chooses to award the chief executive for his services to world harmony and unity, would more than make up for the championship award he notoriously appropriated and kept during the global team tournament presentation ceremony.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

"An individual who worked a lot with entertainment icons advised me that the period that they become famous is the age they persist for all their future years. I thought: 'That fails to bode well for me.' I became under public scrutiny at young adulthood and thrust before the media. You develop, you become a parent, but you continue as a soccer player. And then, all of a sudden, it ends but your whole identity is still wrapped up in the game" – the former footballer is on good form in a excellent interview.

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